Lena: What would you say is the hardest part about being a boss? I’d say it’s that there’s no convenient time to take naps and the constant sense that you are neglecting something or someone.
Mindy: I want to be part of the gang. I don’t want to be the gang leader who has to stay on gang schedule and pay gang taxes. I have to do that stuff now. Sometimes I just want to shoot my machine gun in the air, you know?
This is so enjoyable.
If your ship doesn’t come in, swim out to it.
Lewd teddy bear Ted answered our questions in an interview, including these gems:
Q: What’s Mark Wahlberg like to work with?
A:: Sexy, and I mean that in the straightest way possible.
Q: Where did you pick up such salty language?
A: When I was little, I accidentally stepped on Bill O’Reilly’s toe in an airport. I learned all I needed to in the next eight minutes.
Q: What’s the key to good comedy?
A: A slippery banana peel and a proud fat guy.
Q: What do you think of Seth MacFarlane being the Oscars host?
A: I feel like Kim Jung-eun would have been a more popular choice.